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It constantly surprises me that there aren't more seasonal sex products. I mean, where are the candy corn colored dildos, the gingerbread flavored lube, or just maybe a spring cherry blossom spanking paddle? I know these are all gimmicky products, but I love gimmicky, cute, and tacky, so bear with me.

How can we live in a world of fan-fiction, strange fetishes, and ovipositors, and still no one wants to fuck Cryptosporidium?